Have you heard that you can now buy Oxo cubes in Spurs colours? Just ask
for
a laughing stock.

Tottenham's new owners ENIC have warned new manager Glen
Hoddle that he cannot keep saying that disabled people are
paying for crimes committed in previous life times. He has apparently upset
Darren Anderton.

Glen Hoddle is sending his players for diving lessons 'cos
he's heard that there are 40,000 leagues under the sea and
He reckons they must be able to win one of them.

Question; Why is Rebrov like a tea tray?
Answer: Because he carries 10 mugs

Glen Hoddle is out shopping in town when he sees an old
lady struggling with her shopping Glen Hoddle: Can you
manage, love? Old Lady: Up yours, you took the job, you're
stuck with it.

Little Johnny : 'Mum I want to be a Spurs season ticket
holder when I grow up' Mum : 'Make your mind up Johnny -
you can't do both'

A spacecraft full of aliens lands at White Hart Lane and as Soon as the
occupants get out of the ship they all die, why? No
atmosphere.

A man desperate at Tottenham's current situation decides to
Top himself.
In his living room, alone, he prepares to hang himself. At
The Very last moment he decides upon wearing his full Spurs kit as
His last statement.
Several days later, a neighbour, catching sight of the hanging corpse,
informs the police. On arrival, the police quickly remove the kit and dress
the
man in stockings and suspenders. The neighbour, totally
confused, asks why. The cop replied, "It's to avoid
embarrassing his family".

Money-saving tip for Spurs fans:
Don't waste money on yet another replica kit, simply strap
a large dildo to your forehead. It will be perfectly
obvious to Everyone Who you support!

Got any good jokes e-mail jono.
Try to keep em as clean as possible chaps!, Rules and regs etc.